My daughter gave me a book recently called "Porn for Women". It's extremely funny and made me laugh out loud because every page features a good looking man - fully clothed - looking directly into the camera and saying things like "You look stressed. Let me get you some tea and we can talk about it." or "I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers" or my absolute favorite "Have another piece of cake honey. I don't like you looking so thin."
I'm very fond of men - I've been living with one for over 30 years now so there is no doubt I think they are pretty special. But the whole porn thing has always been a puzzle to me. Until now. This little book has finally made it crystal clear in my mind that the real difference between men and women is that we just aren't very good at standing in one another's shoes. Obviously I'm not the only woman who feels that the really sexy men in the world are the ones smart enough to get into our heads and know that we are far more turned on by a helping hand and a kind word than we are by photos of nudes.
However, I think that women in general have the upper hand here - we've understood what makes men tick for a very long time. Otherwise there would be very little profit in manufacturing lacy lingerie or stiletto heels, because every woman knows that flannel and clogs are much more comfortable! I think that men have been slower to "get it".
I propose that this book be put in every married man's Christmas stocking this year.
I'm very fond of men - I've been living with one for over 30 years now so there is no doubt I think they are pretty special. But the whole porn thing has always been a puzzle to me. Until now. This little book has finally made it crystal clear in my mind that the real difference between men and women is that we just aren't very good at standing in one another's shoes. Obviously I'm not the only woman who feels that the really sexy men in the world are the ones smart enough to get into our heads and know that we are far more turned on by a helping hand and a kind word than we are by photos of nudes.
However, I think that women in general have the upper hand here - we've understood what makes men tick for a very long time. Otherwise there would be very little profit in manufacturing lacy lingerie or stiletto heels, because every woman knows that flannel and clogs are much more comfortable! I think that men have been slower to "get it".
I propose that this book be put in every married man's Christmas stocking this year.
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